3408 N 24th St Condo

Holy Guacamole! Your Dream Duplex Just Dropped on N 24 St! You know that feeling when you find money in your old jeans? Well, this duplex is like finding a MILLION BUCKS in your pants! It's So Fresh, It'll Make Your Grandma's Cookies Jealous! Features That'll Make You Go "No Way, José!" New Everything: Windows so clear, birds might fly into them! Fancy-Schmancy Bathrooms: Ceramic tiles so pretty, you'll want to brush your teeth twice! Secret Lair... err, Basement: Unfinished space for your karaoke studio or unicorn farm! Parking for Two: Because your imaginary friend needs a spot too! Bring Your Furry CEO! Pets welcome after a quick chat on (No, your pet rock doesn't count, Steve.) Bonus Perks (Small Fee, Big Fun!) Resident Benefits Package: Like Christmas morning, but every day! Security Deposit Alternative: Because who needs more security when you've got jazz hands? Plot Twist No utilities included (sorry, you still have to adult a little) Section 8 not accepted (but our love for you is unconditional) ********** Run, Don't Walk! ********** This duplex is hotter than a jalapeño doing Zumba in a sauna! Call now or visit to schedule a tour before someone else steals your joy (and this awesome pad)! Remember: Life's too short for boring homes. Make this funky, fabulous duplex yours and become the envy of N 24 St! P.S. If you don't rent this place, we'll be forced to let a family of comedic raccoons move in. Don't let the raccoons win! Amenities: off street parking, in unit laundry, unfinished basement