3408 N 24th St Condo

~~~~~ Holy Guacamole!! Your Dream Duplex Just Dropped on N 24th St! ~~~~~ You know that feeling when you find money in your old jeans? Well, this duplex is like finding a MILLION BUCKS in your pants! It's So Fresh, It'll Make Your Grandma's Cookies Jealous!! Features That'll Make You Go "No Way, José!" New Everything: Windows so clear, birds might fly into them! Fancy-Schmancy Bathrooms: Ceramic tiles so pretty, you'll want to brush your teeth twice! Secret Lair... err, Basement: Unfinished space for your karaoke studio or unicorn farm! Parking for Two: Because your imaginary friend needs a spot too! Bring Your Furry CEO! ~ Pets welcome after a quick chat on (No, your pet rock doesn't count, Steve.) ~ Bonus Perks (Small Fee, Big Fun!) ~ Resident Benefits Package: Like Christmas morning, but every day! ~ Security Deposit Alternative: Because who needs more security when you've got jazz hands? Exclusive Resident Benefits: Immerse yourself in a world of perks with our Resident Benefits Package (RBP: automatic enrollment, additional charge): * Hassle-free HVAC filter delivery * Unlock rewards with our best-in-class program * Safeguard your identity with cutting-edge protection * Enjoy peace of mind with comprehensive pest abatement And a treasure trove of additional benefits! Ask about our Security Deposit Waiver Program for a more streamlined move-in process upon approval of application requirements! Plot Twist ~ No utilities included (sorry, you still have to adult a little) Section 8 not accepted (but our love for you is unconditional) ********** Run, Don't Walk! ********** This duplex is hotter than a jalapeño doing Zumba in a sauna! Call now or visit to schedule a tour before someone else steals your joy (and this awesome pad)! Remember: Life's too short for boring homes. Make this funky, fabulous duplex yours and become the envy of N 24 St! Amenities: off street parking, in unit laundry, unfinished basement