Attn: PARTY ANIMALS Apartment

**If you're NOT looking to move within the next 30 days, check back when you are! Best advice: GO TO OUR RENTALS WEBSITE to check if this is still avail** or search “AVAILABLE” / “COMING SOON” on our YouTube channel, or just smash subscribe so you get noti's before units are even listed!** Have you always wanted to live right above a bar? Always wanted to stumble home, or walk completely fine, just a mere few feet? Well then, this 2BR/1.5BA directly above D's Place is the spot for you! It's got everything you'd need, like in-unit laundry for cleaning last night off your clothes, a dishwasher to ignore since you never eat at home anyway. It's even- get this- DIRECTLY ABOVE A BAR. So, and I mean this, don't pretend to love this place if you can't pretend to be an absolute party animal (or at least someone who associates/is cool with said animals/late nights/general bar sounds). Srsly, if u choose to live here, and want to complain about noise- we will just send u this marketing description and be like, "ok, so what didn't u get about this?" APP STUFF: We’ll check your credit, and while it doesn’t need to be flawless, we do expect it to show that you pay your bills on time and keep things in order. If you’ve rented before, we’ll also take a look at your track record as a tenant. And of course, we want to see that you're financially sound(3x/rent). PETS: 1 small dog up to 20lbs, or up to 2 cats; pet rent additional. Got a lizard or other teensy critter? No pet rent for them, just make sure they’re not plotting world domination. Check all our availability at www .garcia propertymanagement . com /vacancies