Walk Score®
NR
Not Rated
This apartment community has 2 units.
2934 N Maryland Ave is located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in the 53211 zip code.
Beds
Bath
Rent
Unit
Sq. Ft.
Style
Available
Studio
Studio
Description
What is shabby chic? I have no idea, but my marketing manager assures me if I write it enough times you'll rent this apartment.
I told her you're much too savvy to fall for marketing Jedi tricks, that the classy person for whom this apartment was meant will gravitate to the INCREDIBLE natural light that these huge picture frame windows invites. Yet being on an upper floor affords you the privacy to finish your 100th straight Wordle victory in your 8th grade furry Snoopy slippers without being judged.
People will assume you're cool and therefore whatever you do is cool because this apartment's location is to die for. Two blocks from the Union, Roast Cafe right outside your door, a 2 minute ride on your fixed gear hipster bike to Lake Park and Bradford Beach. Or hop in your car (yes, we have a private parking lot) to Whole Foods in 3 minutes for some more Chantilly cake and oysters.
Plus FREE heat! That's serious oyster money, my friend. Pets? Sure. Laundry? Indeed. Hardwood floors? Mais oui.
Good God, you sound so cool. I just have to meet you! Let's set up a showing, ok?
1 Bath
1 BA
$1,020
2
800 Sq Ft
Jun 1
New
Description
What is shabby chic? I have no idea, but my marketing manager assures me if I write it enough times you'll rent this apartment.
I told her you're much too savvy to fall for marketing Jedi tricks, that the classy person for whom this apartment was meant will gravitate to the INCREDIBLE natural light that these huge picture frame windows invites. Yet being on an upper floor affords you the privacy to finish your 100th straight Wordle victory in your 8th grade furry Snoopy slippers without being judged.
People will assume you're cool and therefore whatever you do is cool because this apartment's location is to die for. Two blocks from the Union, Roast Cafe right outside your door, a 2 minute ride on your fixed gear hipster bike to Lake Park and Bradford Beach. Or hop in your car (yes, we have a private parking lot) to Whole Foods in 3 minutes for some more Chantilly cake and oysters.
Plus FREE heat! That's serious oyster money, my friend. Pets? Sure. Laundry? Indeed. Hardwood floors? Mais oui.
Good God, you sound so cool. I just have to meet you! Let's set up a showing, ok?
3 Beds
3 BR
Description
This 3 bedroom on UWM campus has so much going for it I suggest bringing your lucky Pikachu pen to our showing and finishing your application before the competition.
First, you're on Maryland, not some skeezy lowlife neighborhood. I won't name streets *cough* *Cramer*, but–unless you’ve transferred from UW Eau Claire–who wants an idiot boy neighbor who begs you to honk so he can drink his Smirnoff Ice shirtless in the yard? And which horn compels him to unenroll from UWM?
On Maryland, people politely sip pinot whilst debating the Economist. You have a gorgeous formal dining room to host your charcuterie nights. One of you gets to escape to an enormous bedroom with ensuite half bath. The other two bedrooms are pretty big too!
It's a few blocks from campus so you have extra time between classes for mud masks. We must also keep your hands baby seal soft so let me take care of lawn mowing and snow removal. I, unlike your mother, support your dreams of becoming a hand model/TikTok influencer. There's a garage to boot. Go get your Pikachu pen already!
1½ Baths
1½ BA
$1,720
1
1,000 Sq Ft
Jun 1
New
Description
This 3 bedroom on UWM campus has so much going for it I suggest bringing your lucky Pikachu pen to our showing and finishing your application before the competition.
First, you're on Maryland, not some skeezy lowlife neighborhood. I won't name streets *cough* *Cramer*, but–unless you’ve transferred from UW Eau Claire–who wants an idiot boy neighbor who begs you to honk so he can drink his Smirnoff Ice shirtless in the yard? And which horn compels him to unenroll from UWM?
On Maryland, people politely sip pinot whilst debating the Economist. You have a gorgeous formal dining room to host your charcuterie nights. One of you gets to escape to an enormous bedroom with ensuite half bath. The other two bedrooms are pretty big too!
It's a few blocks from campus so you have extra time between classes for mud masks. We must also keep your hands baby seal soft so let me take care of lawn mowing and snow removal. I, unlike your mother, support your dreams of becoming a hand model/TikTok influencer. There's a garage to boot. Go get your Pikachu pen already!
Beds
Bath
Rent
Unit
Sq. Ft.
Style
Available
Studio
Studio
Description
What is shabby chic? I have no idea, but my marketing manager assures me if I write it enough times you'll rent this apartment.
I told her you're much too savvy to fall for marketing Jedi tricks, that the classy person for whom this apartment was meant will gravitate to the INCREDIBLE natural light that these huge picture frame windows invites. Yet being on an upper floor affords you the privacy to finish your 100th straight Wordle victory in your 8th grade furry Snoopy slippers without being judged.
People will assume you're cool and therefore whatever you do is cool because this apartment's location is to die for. Two blocks from the Union, Roast Cafe right outside your door, a 2 minute ride on your fixed gear hipster bike to Lake Park and Bradford Beach. Or hop in your car (yes, we have a private parking lot) to Whole Foods in 3 minutes for some more Chantilly cake and oysters.
Plus FREE heat! That's serious oyster money, my friend. Pets? Sure. Laundry? Indeed. Hardwood floors? Mais oui.
Good God, you sound so cool. I just have to meet you! Let's set up a showing, ok?
1 Bath
1 BA
$1,020
2
800 Sq Ft
Jun 1
New
Description
What is shabby chic? I have no idea, but my marketing manager assures me if I write it enough times you'll rent this apartment.
I told her you're much too savvy to fall for marketing Jedi tricks, that the classy person for whom this apartment was meant will gravitate to the INCREDIBLE natural light that these huge picture frame windows invites. Yet being on an upper floor affords you the privacy to finish your 100th straight Wordle victory in your 8th grade furry Snoopy slippers without being judged.
People will assume you're cool and therefore whatever you do is cool because this apartment's location is to die for. Two blocks from the Union, Roast Cafe right outside your door, a 2 minute ride on your fixed gear hipster bike to Lake Park and Bradford Beach. Or hop in your car (yes, we have a private parking lot) to Whole Foods in 3 minutes for some more Chantilly cake and oysters.
Plus FREE heat! That's serious oyster money, my friend. Pets? Sure. Laundry? Indeed. Hardwood floors? Mais oui.
Good God, you sound so cool. I just have to meet you! Let's set up a showing, ok?
Beds
Bath
Rent
Unit
Sq. Ft.
Style
Available
3 Beds
3 BR
Description
This 3 bedroom on UWM campus has so much going for it I suggest bringing your lucky Pikachu pen to our showing and finishing your application before the competition.
First, you're on Maryland, not some skeezy lowlife neighborhood. I won't name streets *cough* *Cramer*, but–unless you’ve transferred from UW Eau Claire–who wants an idiot boy neighbor who begs you to honk so he can drink his Smirnoff Ice shirtless in the yard? And which horn compels him to unenroll from UWM?
On Maryland, people politely sip pinot whilst debating the Economist. You have a gorgeous formal dining room to host your charcuterie nights. One of you gets to escape to an enormous bedroom with ensuite half bath. The other two bedrooms are pretty big too!
It's a few blocks from campus so you have extra time between classes for mud masks. We must also keep your hands baby seal soft so let me take care of lawn mowing and snow removal. I, unlike your mother, support your dreams of becoming a hand model/TikTok influencer. There's a garage to boot. Go get your Pikachu pen already!
1½ Baths
1½ BA
$1,720
1
1,000 Sq Ft
Jun 1
New
Description
This 3 bedroom on UWM campus has so much going for it I suggest bringing your lucky Pikachu pen to our showing and finishing your application before the competition.
First, you're on Maryland, not some skeezy lowlife neighborhood. I won't name streets *cough* *Cramer*, but–unless you’ve transferred from UW Eau Claire–who wants an idiot boy neighbor who begs you to honk so he can drink his Smirnoff Ice shirtless in the yard? And which horn compels him to unenroll from UWM?
On Maryland, people politely sip pinot whilst debating the Economist. You have a gorgeous formal dining room to host your charcuterie nights. One of you gets to escape to an enormous bedroom with ensuite half bath. The other two bedrooms are pretty big too!
It's a few blocks from campus so you have extra time between classes for mud masks. We must also keep your hands baby seal soft so let me take care of lawn mowing and snow removal. I, unlike your mother, support your dreams of becoming a hand model/TikTok influencer. There's a garage to boot. Go get your Pikachu pen already!